Nanay

It's still very hard to believe you're gone. Everyone has gathered today to say our goodbyes and honor you in the best way we can. You are incredibly special to everyone who's ever met you. You are one-of-a-kind and we all miss you terribly.
I know that you are happy now where you are. I can only imagine how joyous the reunion was with all the family members you've lost over the years. Please enjoy them and don't be sad for us.

You gave everything you had and more to make us all as happy as possible, and now it is finally your turn. Your sacrifices did not go unnoticed. Your love is forever appreciated and valued more than you may ever know. I can only hope your reward is eternal happiness in Heaven with all those you cared so much for.

Grandma, the greatest reward in my life is knowing you. Nothing in the world could ever replace one second of the time I was lucky enough to spend with you.

I loved just to sit and talk with you about anything, no matter how trivial. You always had time for me.  You cooked for me and cleaned up after my messes without a thought of a thank you. You laughed with me when I was happy and hugged me so warmly when I was sad. You always told me, "everything will be alright."

God had a special plan for you, Nay. I think He knew that Heaven couldn't ever really be Heaven without you. I don't know why He waited so long to call you home, but I'm so thankful that He did.

You sit now upon puffy clouds set against blue summer skies. You are still with us all.

Nay, please watch over all of us; but if I can ask for one more thing, it's that you please watch over Momma and Tita. They're the best Mom anyone could ask for. They gave up everything to care for you in your last days with us, and they needs you now more than ever.Please stay in their hearts and give them some of the strength you had.

Thank you for all your kindness and sweet words. Thank you for your smiles and your hugs. Thank you for the funny stories and all the wonderful food you cooked.

Thank you for always thinking of everyone else long before you ever thought of yourself. Thank you for making our lives far more special than they ever could have been without you.

Please go home to your beloved mother, husband, brothers and sisters.

We love you more than anything else in this world and We'll see you again someday.

Graduation: A Red Letter Day!

yea its our graduation together with my beeotch friends monica, chen, pach, jeff, cheaterz...

I'm gonna miss them... were not only my friends... were Family... :)

guy's and gay's ;p thank you so much for everything ;)

MONICA- thank you sa mga kwento at kalokohan mamimiss kita ikaw lang naman nag titiyagang kasama ako ehh :DD I LOVE YOU friend ♥

CHEN- ang pinka bungangera kong kaibigan hahaha :DD pero kahit ganun thankful ako at naging friends tayo thank you sa pagtulog sa inyo at pagkain hehe thank you at lage kang nandiyan for me I LOVE U ♥

JEFF- hay naku cuzin thank you sa kabaklaan ahh :DD este thank you sa mga kalokohan at mga bagay na na i share mo sa akin LOVE KITA ♥

PACH- pach pasensiya ka na kong lage kita inaasar kaw naman kasi ehh puro ka lalake!!! hahaha :DD thank you PACH ahhh LOVE din kita ♥

CINDY- thank you sa asaran huh! ayun miss na kita maka bonding kayo ni CARLA ee kasi naman! hehehe I LOVE YOU guys ♥


THANK YOU GUYS for BEING the BEST SISTAH EVER :) ♥

Happy Birthday :DD Ganda Mo

The MAN with a BIG heart (TUMMY)

GANDA MO!

Pinoy Version ng Gimme More
Move on Britney Bitch!! (lol) :DD

[Spoken] Si JEFFF ititch
Ang reyna ng divisoria
At nandito ako para pakyawin lahat iyan, pati ikaw...

[Laugh]
Bwahahaha
Ako'y may nakilala siya
ay ang aking nabiktima
nabighani sa ganda sa pungay ng aking mata
[Bridge:] di nya alam ako ay
di tunay akoy lalaki, akoy lalaki arabong to,
ang daling maloko inlab sa akin, inlab sa akin Ang sabi nya saakin

[Chorus:]
Ganda ganda
mo ganda
mo ganda ganda
mo [x4]

bili ka ng ekstensyon
dibidi, payong at tsaka sabon
bombilya sa kobetat kusina
wala ka nang pera
mangutang ka muna

[Bridge]
di nya alam ito ay di tunay
may deperensya, may deperensya
baklitang to, ang daling magago
may gusto sa akin, may gusto sakin
may utang sya saakin

[Chorus]
bayad bayad mo
bayad mo
bayad bayad mo (x4)

[Spoken]
Bakla JEFF: Amoy inidoro kang arabo!
Arabo: Bakla! Peyk parang aking paninda! (ow!)

[Chorus (x4)]

gandaganda ko ganda ko
ganda ganda ko ganda ko
gusto ko ng more

bayad bayad mo bayad mo [x4]

Instead na H.B song eto na lang gurllll....
hahahaha


HAPPY BDAYYY CUZZ!!!!!!

Ang Alamat ng PIGSAWAT :DD

PIGSAWAT. Isang pangngalan. Dalawang salitang pinagtambal.

Pigsa - isang nagnanaknak na nana sanhi ng impeksyon, makirot na tumutubo kung saan saang parte ng katawan... kadalasan sa pwet!

Taghiyawat - maliliit na butil sanhi ng overactivity ng sebaceous gland, naimpeksyon ng bartirya, namamaga, nagnana at magpapangit sa iyong mukha.

Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Ang Pigsawat.

(Pano nya nalaman na may tagyawat sya?)

Gigising ka sa umaga. Oooopppsss.. Nagmamadali ka kaya hindi ka muna titingin sa salamin! Didiretsu ka sa banyo! Dahil tamad ka maligo, dating gawi! Maghihilamos ka lamang! Pero, sa paghihilamos mo, makakapa mo ang tila isang nunal na buhay at biglang tumubo sa iyong kanang pisngi! Mismo! Sa buhay ko, di pa ako nakarinig ng nagrireklamong nunal dahil sa sakit! Tagyawat yan!


(Ngayong nakapa nya na ang mumutning tagyawat, ano na ang gagawin nya?)

Tandaan mo! Hindi ka vain! Kasi kung vain ka, naliligo ka. Ayaw mo lang talaga ng may tagyawat dahil naniniwala ka na ipinanganak kang malinis ang iyong dugo at galing ka sa angkan ng makikinis! Pwes! Nagmadali kang humagilap ng salamin! Pumasok ka sa kwarto mo at pag tingin mo sa dambuhalang salamin ay nakita mo ang masdambuhalang tagyawat. Kanina maliit lang yun! Pwes, kanina yun! Kaya sinubukan mong tirisin! Eh gago ka pala! Hindi ka lang "hindi vain", hindi ka din nag isip! Sumirit ang dugo! Nagmukha kang Our Lady of Pimple. Umiiyak sa tagyawat ng dugo! Sinubukan mong punasan ng gamit mong medyas. Ayan, tumigil ang dugo. Wala ka nang problema.


(Wala na nga ba?)

Ano ako tanga? Magkukwento ng maganda ang katapusan? Eh syempre, mumurahin sya ng nunal (maitim na tagyawat, lol), este tagyawat nya kinabukasan. Ang tagyawat mo ay nagpuputang tagyawat! Hellooooo. Ang laki laki! Subukan mo punasan ang marumi ang pwet mo ng pati iyon ay maimpeksyon! Aba, o baka naisip mo pagkakitaan ang iisa mong tagyawat pero sinlaki naman ng Mall Of Asia. Subukan mo kayang isali iyan sa Guinness World records ng baka yumaman ka at saka mo ipagamot yang mukha mo!


(May problema pa...)

Nagfifeeling kang microbiologist. Sadya lang talagang nagkoculture ka ng Propionibacterium acnes sa mukha mo.O.M.G. Ang weird weird mo talaga. Aba, sa dinami daming pwedeng gawing trip sa buhay ay yan pang naisipan mo. Lumaki ng lumaki ang pimple mo. Pwes, hindi na yan tagyawat. Pigsa na yan. PIGSA! Salamat. Ngayon marunong ang baktirya kung san sila tutubo. Ang pigsa ay tumutubo sa kilikili, sa singit at sa pwet. Pwes, ngayon alam mo nang mukha kang kilikili, mukha kang singit at higit sa lahat mukha kang pwet!


At dyan nagtatapos ang kwento... at nagsimula ang Alamat ng Pigsawat!


PIGSAWAT. Pinagsamang Pigsa at Tagyawat. Isang Tagyawat na tumubo na sinlaki ng Pigsa.

OJT @ NCMH

GD with my buddies :)

with Lolo Caloy our Clinical Instructor :D

administering test with monica and taguro

ako at si mhae

It was middle of October when we started our internship at the National Center for Mental Health (NCMH). As the usual feeling that everyone felt the excitement; to deal or interact with patients, administered test, apply what you've learned in school and most especially the willingness to learn.

I was assigned to Mr. Claro Cipriano together with Monica, Gretchen, Melanie and 3 AdU students. Our Clinical Instructor is good, he always guide us and very supportive. Monica and Edgar (from AdU) were my partners in administering the test. The first time we went to the ward area it was really icky because of the bad smell but I felt bad for them because of their condition inside the ward. I guess, the patient their will not recover fast because of the inhuman e place they have. The first patient assigned to us was disturbed that's why it took 3 days before we've done the test.

One of my memorable moment there was our Group Dynamics with a theme: "Live.Laugh.Love" they shared they're talents and stories to us. It was really amazing to sing, dance and laugh with the patients. I really had a good time with them and with my buddies :)

I learned a lot and enjoyed my internship at the NCMH. I learned the do's and don'ts in administering the test and of course in every stories of the patients I've handled. Now, I can proudly say that I can be a good Psychologist in the near future :)

OJT

kakaloka ang pag
hahanap ng OJT sa industrial as in kakaloka! haha!

Nagstart kami maghanap ng OJT second week of November tapos na nakapag start kami Dec.22 kumusta naman yun?! kung saan saan na kami nakarating Makati, Quezon City, Ortigas at madami pa. Nag simula kami maghanap sa Makati halos lahat na ata ng building sa paseo e, nalibot nanamin ayun pass lang ng resume sa guard at sabay sabing

tatawagan na lang namin kayo" at pinaka malala e yung sasabihing "wala, di kami nag aaccept ng ojt ngayon e" haist kakaloka talaga.Tapos yun sa dami ng company na inaplayan namin nakahanap kami yun nga lang berna naman yung nahanap namin kung anu-ano pinapagawa na hindi naman related sa HR. Hindi ko kinaya yung pag aayos ng maalikabok na envelop alphabetically at ang pag cut ng 1,000 na papel gamit lang ang gunting instead na paper cutter. Siyempre dahil di namin keri mag work dun naghanap pa din kami ng other company. Ayun may tumawag nga, pinapunta kami for interview and test kaya lang di na ulit tumawag para sa result hehehe! Tapos naloloka din ako sa inaplayan namin sa Q.C kakatuwa yung nag interview sa amin si sir Bernie kasi tawa ng tawa while nag iinterview. Ok's na sana dun kaya lang patayan naman ang schedule 10pm-6am tapos may class ng 3pm-9pm. Same din yung prob. sa isa naming inaplayan sa ortigas mid-shift sila 3pm-11pm so, hindi talaga pwede kasi my class. haist, ba't kasi ganun ung sched. dapat seperate ang day ng ojt sa klase. ayun din madalas tanungin ng mga naginterview sa amin hehehe...

and finally...

ayun nakahanap din kami.

sa hinaba haba ng narating sa TELUS- ortigas din ang tuloy... haha!

okay, na dito ganda ng view... kaka relax... at nakakapag FB haha!

pero masaya kasi HR task na ginagawa namin... :))

Sara ang Munting Chorva :)

Sara

Sara is an intelligent child, she knows not too much about the real world when she enteres Miss Minchin's school. Having spent a carefree time in Valenzuela, it is at the Seminary where she learnes that the difference between rich and poor people is reality and not just a story from a book.

Lottie

Sara is generally liked by the little ones because she always relates those wonderful stories, but Lottie adores her. Sara soon became Lottie's "Mamma Sara" because her real mother has died. It is not to be denied that people are quite right when they say that Lottie is a cry-baby. Indeed she cries very often but she can also be very bold (for her age). For example when she decided to visit Sara on the attic in spite of those creepy steps up to her room

Ms. Minchin

Miss Minchin is a dominant and unfriendly person and can be very cruel. When Sara lost all her wealth Miss Minchin made her a servant of her school but not out of symphathy. Sara is treated even worse than her fellow servant, Becky. It may be concluded that Miss Minchin simply likes to persecute Sara but things are not that easy. There are several reasons that Miss Minchin is so mad at Sara.

Lavinia

There is no doubt about it, Lavinia hates Sara. She was used to be given her own way in everything until Sara arrived at the Seminary. Lavinia is egocentric and arrogant but she is no fool. She has easily looked through Miss Minchin and is therefore inordinately jealous of Sara. Even after Sara has lost all her wealth, Lavinia continues to hate her although she would never admit it voluntarily. There is a simple reason for this: no matter what Lavinia is trying, Sara would not give in to her. Never.

Emily

Well, not really a character but this doll plays a quite important role. Sara pretends that dolls actually can walk and talk like humans but hide their secret. When somebody enters the room they return to the place where they have been before like lightning and it seems as if they were there all the time. Sara managed to keep Emily when everything was taken from her.

POST-TRAUMATIC EMBITTERMENT DISORDER (PTED)

Bitterness as mental illness?

Bitter behavior is so common and deeply destructive that some psychiatrist are urging it be identified as a mental illness under the name Post-tramatic Embitterment Disorder.

Michael Linden, a physician at the Seehof Rehabilitation Center in Berlin, saw an increasing number of patients with symptoms that he described with a new term: posttraumatic embitterment disorder. After Germany's reunification, Linden observed an increase in the rates of reactive disorders. Several years later, patients continued to struggle with severe psychological reactions to negative life events. Linden and his colleges argue that such reactions cannot be classified as posttraumatic stress disorder, adjustment disorder, or even depressive disorder, and suggested posttraumatic embitterment disorder as a new reactive disorder.

In their book, Linden and his coauthors lay out the conceptual issues, empirical evidence, and treatment perspectives for their suggested new illness. The book includes a thorough review of the relationships between stress and life events and a review of the shortcomings of the descriptions of current adjustment disorders in including reactions to stressful life events that are not transient. They argue that "the trigger event in posttraumatic embitterment disorder is an exceptional, though normal negative life event such as conflict in the workplace, unemployment, the death of a relative, divorce, severe illness, or experience of loss and separation. The illness develops in the direct context of the event. Characteristic is a prolonged feeling of embitterment." This differentiates posttraumatic embitterment disorder from posttraumatic stress disorder, because the event is not life threatening or fear provoking.

The authors review the empirical evidence they have gathered in the book's second section, which includes diagnostic interviews and criteria, self-rating scales, and epidemiology. The third and last part reviews cognitive-behavioral therapy that has been adapted to treat this disorder.

As I was reading this protracted article in book form, I found it unconvincing that this "disorder," posttraumatic embitterment disorder, is indeed a separate entity, a psychiatric diagnosis that stands on its own. Specifically, in the section describing empirical evidence and discussing psychiatric diagnosis among patients with the purported disorder and control patients, the findings indicate a high degree of comorbidity or diagnostic uncertainty in posttraumatic embitterment disorder: 66% adjustment disorder, 40% dysthymia, 34% generalized anxiety disorder, 18% social phobia, 18% agoraphobia, and 16% personality disorder. In my opinion, with such a large scattering of diagnoses across the DSM, a common feeling of embitterment does not make a diagnosis.

Moreover, the study group as well as the control group appears to have been quite skewed: all study patients were recruited through the Department of Behavioral Medicine and Psychosomatics of the Seehof Rehabilitation Center. As the writers note, this is a rehabilitation clinic where the majority of patients are treated for work-related incapacities. The screening questionnaire was tested on 158 passengers traveling on trains from Berlin to Frankfurt, making this a culturally biased study that might be difficult to apply outside of this particular population.

:)

http://psychservices.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/58/11/1507-a

Katy Perry - Ur So Gay

NALELERKI NA AKETCH. HOPIA ATASHI SA BET KO! Kakagalit yung crush ko isa siyang "badette" hahaha! Pero ayaw pa niya magladlad, bakit kaya??? mmm... okay lang naman tanggap ko siya char! di ko bet parehos kami ng type! lol. Kakaloka pa na my ex-lover? o sila pa till now? na "badap". kakatuwa nga lit sila sweet sa school at di niya pinaprimary pics nila pero pag sa ibang place...hmmm... alam na! hahaha! kalerki talaga perfect na sana siya ehh... as in complete package un nga lang kulang ng makeup hahaha! He's a number 1 SOY BOY! lol.

Your so Gay! #1 SOY BOY! ;)

NALELERKI NA AKETCH. HOPIA ATASHI AKO SA BET KO! Nakakagalit yung crush ko ay isa palang "badette". lol. Ayaw pa niya magladlad... mmm... bakit naman kaya??? Tangap ko naman kahit ganun siya ehh char! parang di ko bet pareho kami ng type :D Wala naman ako magagawa kung nararamdaman niyang gurl din siya. Dagdagan pa ng Chika ng isang merlita galore kung friend na my naging ex-lover din siya na "Badap" haist naloloka na ko!!! hahaha! mmm... yun nga lang di niya prinaprimary pics nila o sweet pag nasa school pero pag nasa ibang place alam na! lol.

Perfect na sana siya as in complete package na pero un lang soy boy siya hahaha! kulang na lang makeup sa kaniya. lol.

ONE FUCKING FRIDAY MORNING^^

EDWARD CULLEN was down on one knee asking me to mother his children. He took out a small black velvet box from his left pocket, opened it, and there sat a 24-karat Tiffany diamond ring like a lone evening star shining in the northern sky.

My vision was blurred with tears of joy and I was about to say "YES" when suddenly Lil' Wayne came singing "Mrs. Officer". This is really weird, I thought to myself, because her voice seemed to get louder and louder and I started to feel a strange vibration on my left temple.

I looked down to where Edward was kneeling and he was gone.

Oh no! this can't be happening.
Good Lord God! Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

With my eyes sealed with morning glory muck and my brain still rebooting, my right hand looked for my quivering cellphone and found it under my pillow.

"Hello?" I said, doing my best to sound like an OGRE with a really bad case of laryngitis, which I found is a foolproof way of telling whoever was calling that I will have him or her skinned alive if what he or she is about to tell me is not a matter of life and death. Whoever is calling this time better be telling me that great balls of fire are falling from the sky, or else...

"Good morning BAKLA"

It's JECKAY. Apparently, the Ogre Method does not apply to her.

"Ui bakla.. Ba.."

"Baklakakalerkidikamaniniwalasasasabihinkokakaloka!!!'

"Huh?"

"Ay sorry. Mabilis ba mashado?"

"Oo, bakla ka. Wala akong naintindihan"

"Kaya nga parati nilang sinasabing Asoaso ako kasi ang bilis bilis ko daw magsalita tapos kinekeme pa nila na ang pranka pranka ko daw kaya maraming naasar sakin ang bilis daw ng bunganga ko wala daw silang maintindihan na..."

"BADING!" I almost screamed. My God, it's too early in the morning for her.

"Yez?"

I took a deep breath. "Bakit ka tumawag?"

"Ay, oo nga pala. Okay, babagalan ko a. Sabi ko, 'Bakla, kakalerki! Di ka maniniwala sa sasabihin ko. Kakaloka'. Ayan"

"Anu bakla?" I said while thinking of something to say that would get her to end this undeserved torture.

"Sige. Maniniwala ako sa lahat ng sasabihin mong bakla ka para lang makabalik ako sa pagborlog ko"

Silence on the other end, and then, "Talaga?"

"Yez bakla."

"Kahit ano pa yun?"

"Kahit anong keme pa!"

Another pause, and, "Oh, Okay, good! Borlog ka na ulit.. Bye Bye AICEL.. Lavyu bakla!"

And Jejkay hangs up the phone. She is like that sometimes. Okay, I take that back, she's like that all the time!!"

I tried to go back to sleep after that intellectually-stimulating conversation with Jecka. (If you call it one, better yet, if you could call it a conversation.) After minutes of tossing and turning and concentrating really hard to start my Edward Cullen dream all over again. I gave up!

Staring at the ceiling, the organizer in my head reminded me that it is Friday morning and we had a midterm exams. I turned and looked at the alarm clock on my beside table. It was screaming 07:00 in big bold red digital numbers. HOLY SH*T!!
I jumped out of my bed, grabbed my phone and running towards the bathroom in my over sized white T-shirt and polka-dotted underwear.

"Ay Tae." I said with a sigh of relief and squeezed the white paste out of the tube of Colgate, "Hindi na naman ako nagising ng alarm clock."

"Ay nako parati na lng ganito! kakaloka na.. Tapon ko na nga tong PUTANG INANG alarm clock na toh.. Wit kwenta amputa!"

After what could hardly be considered a shower, I dressed up quickly haist.. showing up late on my midterm exams looking I'd just been embalmed would cost me my living!

In the stairs going down my house to the street, something just didn't feel right and i can't quite put a finger on it. I didn't leave my reviewers needed for my exams because it's right here on my left hand. I am wearing my underwear, my bag and my shoes. I have my earrings both of them from my earlobes. I couldn't figure out what was wrong until I checked my bag and saw ATM card. Suddenly, the cash in my wallet flashed in my memory: 50 pesos and the word WITHDRAW quickly followed after that. Put them together, equals me having to COMMUTE to RTU on a Friday morning!!

ANAK NG mmmm... NAMAN OH!!!

Beware: ASSHOLES on the LOSE!

Beware: ASSHOLES on the LOSE!



Reminder


Guy’s purpose in life is dumb

It is to play with girls and hurt them

Just like a small bottle of rum

That gives you nothing but phlegm.


They’re hustlers in making girls cry

In secreting sperms that produce babies

In fooling girls in making lies

Oh boys! They’re such rabies.


So just a friendly reminder

Don’t let this suckers fool you

If they offer you sex just say “never”

Give them the finger and say “fuck you!”.

For the benefit of the doubt, for the people who don't get to be with gay people most of the time, and for those who are often talked about by gay people.

This is one of the silly things me and my friends do a lot!

Learn from these. Don't be a foreigner in your own country. Fight Language barriers.

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D = Definition; E = Etimology; S = How the term is used in a sentence; SYN = Synonyms

1] PRONOUNS:

ATASHI
D: Me, ako
E: (Japanese Word)
S: Atashi lang ang otaw ditey sa balur.
[Ako lang ang tao dito sa bahay.]
SYN: Watashi, Akes, Akechi, Akengkay

TAYIS
E: Tayo
S: Gay 1: Girl, tayiz daw ang bumayla ng laprit para sa gavu.]
[Uy, tayo daw ang bumili ng pagkain para sa gabi.]
Gay 2: Keri lang mare. Go.

KAWCHI
E: Ikaw
S: Gay 1: Kawchi ba nagmating ng ketai kez?
[Ikaw ba nagnakaw ng cellphone ko?]
Gay 2: Witchels noh! Mother die.
[Hindi noh! Mamatay man nanay ko.]

2] QUESTIONS:

ANIK
E: Ano
S: Gay 1: Girl, anik namesung ng shupatembang mo?
[Uy, ano pangalan ng kapatid mo?]
Gay 2: Maribeth.
SYN: Anez, Anichi

SANCHEZ
E: Saan
S: Gay 1: Mare, sanchez yung mga suba mo? Have ka ba?
[Pare, saan yung mga yosi mo? Meron ka ba?]
Gay 2: Namashte! Getchusin mo sa bagelia kez.
[Oo. Kunin mo sa bag ko.]
SYN: SANCHI

Cythia
E: Sino
S: Gay 1: Have ng nagaskaruray ng number kez! Ang gwash! Slight mashubik lang.
[May nagtanong ng number ko! Ang gwapo! Medyo mataba lang.]
Gay 2: Cynthia?
SYN: Sinichi, Cynthia Luster

3] GENDER:

OMS
D: Male, man, lalaki
E: Spanish-Hombre
SYN: Otoko

BILAT
D: Female, woman, babae
SYN: Merli, Merlat

BECKY
D: Gay, homosexual, bading
E: Bakla
SYN: ding-ga, Badette,

SHIVOLI
D: Lesbian, tomboy
E: Tibo
SYN: Tibag, Shivolet, tibash

S: Gay 1: Sight mo yung madir sa rightchina ni atashi.
Wit manoseline kung bilat, beki o otoko.
[Tignan mo yung nanay sa kanan ko.
Hindi malaman kung babae, bakla o lalaki.]
Gay 2: Baka shivoli takes the wheel.

4] When gays are in love...:

INLABABO
E: In love
S: Gay 1: Sis, inlababo atashi sa nabooking kez. Kabog!
[Pre, in love ako sa nakasex ko. Exag!]
Gay 2: Wa kems? Baka have ng jows. Daks ba?
[Di nga? Baka may syota. Malaki ba?]
SYN: Jinlabey

HOPIA
D: Hoping for someone to like him / her as well.
E: Hope
S: Gay 1: Nalelerky nako mars. Hopia atashi sa bet ko. Berna!
[Nababaliw nako pare. Umaasa ako sa crush ko. Kainis!]
Gay 2: Cynthia? Noseline ba ng atashi?
[Sino? Kilala ko ba?]

5] QUICK RESPONSE:

NAMASHTE
D: Yes, oo
E: Naman
S: Gay 1: Ditey ka ba oorlog sa gavu?
[Dito ka ba matutulog sa gabi?]
Gay 2: Namashte.
SYN: YEZ, yesterday, yesterday once more

WIT
D: No, Hindi
S: Gay 1: Wit nayogi atashi. Wai kasing shubing.
[Hindi ako naligo. Wala kasing tubig.]
Gay 2: Ikaw na yan! Delia Razon ka pa.
[Gawain mo yan. Nagdadahilan ka pa.]

6] SEXUAL:

TOTELYA
D: Penis, Dick, Cock, Titi
E: Nota
S: Gay 1: Humarvey atashi ng constru kagavu. Ang kyawti ng totelya.
[Nagblow job ako ng construction worker kagabi. Ang baho ng dick.]
Gay 2: Kabog. Pang friendster?
SYN: Nota, Nutring, Totey, Noches

KIPELYA and BUGING
D: Vagina/pussy and boobs/titts
E: Pekpek and boobs
S: Gay 1: Berna yung bilat. Kung makaarte! Chopsuey naman! Kipelya lang lamang ng
puta sa atashi. Mas bigalore pa buging ko sa kanya.
[Kainis yung babae. Kung makaarte! Pangit naman! Pekpek lang lamang
ng puta sakin. Mas malaki pa dede ko sa kanya.]
Gay 2: Ang asim mo naman. Sinigang ba chinepar mo kanina?
SYN: Kipay, Pukelya,keps and bubang, bubey, bugelya, suselya

NYUPNYAPAN
D: Kiss, sex
S: Gay 1: Super nyupnyapan labey kami nung otoko pagkatapos ako bonahin.
[Naghalikan kami ng todo nung lalaki pagkatapos ako i-f*ck sa pwet.]
Gay 2: Kavog! [Kabog!]
SYN: poongkangan, chukchakan

7] COMMONLY USED:

DEAD SKIN
D: Walang pakialam.
E: Dedma
SYN: Dead spot, Dedma

CHUKARAKAS
D: Pimples, warts, scars, basta disgusting.
E: chismis
SYN: Chismis, Chimbo Stars, Chuks, Chukas

S: Gay 1: Efek sana yung otoko. More-more lang yung Chukarakas sa pes.
[Gwapo sana yung lalaki. Madami lang pimples sa mukha.]
Gay 2. Bakla dead skin na. Eh kung daks naman magpapabona ako ng bonggang bongga.

ANDA
D: Money, pera
E: Japanese term for money
SYN: Andakels, Okani, Andaluz

OKANI NAI
D: No money, walang pera
E: NAI is added to Japanese words meaning nothing or none.
SYN: wit anda

S: Gay 1: Bet mo rumampage sa nyirkel? Muraytik lang yung mga nyulbam.
Two hashey lang.
[Gusto mo pumunta ng circle? Mura lang yung mga callboy. Two hundred lang]
Gay 2: Maharlika! Hawaii lang sa Cubabey. Okani nai atashi.
[Mahal! 50 lang sa Cubao. Wala akong pera.]

8] FAMOUS PEOPLE

HALLE BERRY
D: Bad breath
E: Halitosis
S: Gay 1: Sis, ang kyawti. May nakaapak yata ng erna.
[Uy, ang baho. May nakaapak yata ng tae.]
Gay 2: Witit sis. May nakachepar ng erna! Halle Berry si ____.
[Hindi uy. May nakakain ng tae. Mabaho hininga ni ____.]

AUDREY HEPBURN
D: Hepatitis
E: Hepa
S: Gay 1: Bet ko ng setchai ni kuya.
[Gusto ko ng calamares ni manong.]
Gay 2: Bakla ka have ng Audrey Hepburn yan.

LISA LORENA
D: Head louse, baby kuto
E: Lisa, as in baby kuto
S: Nung na-emma ako sa beach, have atashi ng Lisa Lorena sa bolivia.
Hindi kineri ng shaves.
[Nung natulog ako sa beach, nagkaroon ako ng lisa sa pubic hair.
Hindi nawala sa shave.]
SYN: Lisa Loeb, Lindsay Lohan

JULI VEGA
D: Nahuli
E: Huli
S: NaJuli Vega atashi ng Nyem-MDA sa Q. Ave.
[Nahuli ako ng MMDA sa Q. Ave.]
SYN: Julie Yap Daza, Julie's Bakeshop

ATE SHAWI
D: ,Showy ,Shabu
E: Shawi
S: Wag ka masyado Ate Shawi sa jawiswis mo. Baka magAbu Sayef.
[Wag ka masyado maging showy sa syota mo. Baka umabuso.]


ATE V
D: Atribida
E: Atrivida
S: Berna yung profang atashi. Ate V!!!
[Kainis yung prof. ko. Atribida!!!]

ANITA LINDA
D: Baliw
E: Aning
S: Have ng Anita Linda sa Congressional. Super dance ng Asereje.
[May baliw sa Congressional. Sumasayaw ng Asereje.]
SYN: Anne Curtis, France, Francine Prieto. Lahat yan baliw ang meaning. Plenty noh?

AIDA BORDA
D: Aids, STD
E: Aida of "Si Aida o si Lorna o si Fe"
S: Gay 1: Hoy baklang may aida!
Gay 2: Hoy pamintang baboy!

CHE CHE LAZARO
D: Food, pagkain
SYN: Chepar, Lapes, Laprit

CYNTHIA LUSTER
E: Sino
SYN: Sinichi, cynthia

BERNADETTE SEMBRANO
D: Annoyed, inis
E: Imbyerna

WINNIE SANTOS
E: Win, panalo
SYN: Winnie Monsod, Winona Rider

LUZ VALDEZ
E: Lose,
SYN: Lotlot, Lotlot and friends, Lucy Liu

DELIA RAZON
D: Nagdadahilan
E: Reason
SYN: Delia Atay-atayan, Delia Maga

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Effort ha! I'll add more later. It's like I did a school project.

Just for you guys to learn about our LINGO.. BADING?? hahaha.. wiiiiiiit!

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